Official Tourism NotificationNEWSFLASH 2000
Follow the official hurricane evacuation routes all the way to Oklahoma. Make your own Y2K Trail of Tears. If Andy Jackson were still in the White House, he'd designate the I-95 Tribe and create a reservation in Poteau or Moffett.
Don't look in your rear view mirror, it's officially over.
It's time to go.
And as Caroline just reminded me, be sure and take your Bible.Washington NC
Official Tourism Notification
NEWSFLASH 2000
East of I-95 is under siege.
Leave as quickly as you can. Grab only the essentials (your grandmother, a can of Spam, the box of Moon Pies, Skoal, the coon hounds, and your cement chicken)
Follow the official hurricane evacuation routes all the way to Oklahoma. Make your own Y2K Trail of Tears. If Andy Jackson were still in the White House, he'd designate the I-95 Tribe and create a reservation in Poteau or Moffett.
Don't look in your rear view mirror, it's officially over.
It's time to go.
And as Caroline just reminded me, be sure and take your Bible.
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