Washington NC in the rear view mirror part 2

Washington-NC.com
The Official East of I-95 Community Alert Web Site 
offers this advisory: Leave.

Tens of official residents have boarded up their trailers, grabbed their spittoons, disconnected their satellite dishes and jumped into their king cabs. They're officially leaving the area.

It doesn't take an eighth grade education to figure out why.

Massive Fish Kills,
Off-Shore Predators,
Tidal Water Black Holes,
Plagues of Locusts,
Beached Whales,
SEAWEED!
Albert VO. 5 Update
and 
Coming soon--
FUNGUS EXPOSE'

And, omagod, there's
the upcoming 
Tidal Wave.
Tsunami's are good news
for Hyde County farmers,
you'll soon own 
beachfront property.
And then there's them skeeters in Dare County, and they got some bad shit in the water too.
Tourism is down 40% in Dare County. Senator Basnight, help them please.Washington-NC.com

The Official East of I-95 Community Alert Web Site 
offers this advisory: Leave.

Tens of official residents have boarded up their trailers, grabbed their spittoons, disconnected their satellite dishes and jumped into their king cabs. They're officially leaving the area.

It doesn't take an eighth grade education to figure out why.

Massive Fish Kills,
Off-Shore Predators,
Tidal Water Black Holes,
Plagues of Locusts,
Beached Whales,
SEAWEED!
Albert VO. 5 Update
and 
Coming soon--
FUNGUS EXPOSE'

And, omagod, there's
the upcoming 
Tidal Wave.
Tsunami's are good news
for Hyde County farmers,
you'll soon own 
beachfront property.
And then there's them skeeters in Dare County, and they got some bad shit in the water too.
Tourism is down 40% in Dare County. Senator Basnight, help them please.Washington-NC.com

The Official East of I-95 Community Alert Web Site 
offers this advisory: Leave.

Tens of official residents have boarded up their trailers, grabbed their spittoons, disconnected their satellite dishes and jumped into their king cabs. They're officially leaving the area.

It doesn't take an eighth grade education to figure out why.

Massive Fish Kills,
Off-Shore Predators,
Tidal Water Black Holes,
Plagues of Locusts,
Beached Whales,
SEAWEED!
Albert VO. 5 Update
and 
Coming soon--
FUNGUS EXPOSE'

And, omagod, there's
the upcoming 
Tidal Wave.
Tsunami's are good news
for Hyde County farmers,
you'll soon own 
beachfront property.
And then there's them skeeters in Dare County, and they got some bad shit in the water too.
Tourism is down 40% in Dare County. Senator Basnight, help them please.Washington-NC.com

The Official East of I-95 Community Alert Web Site 
offers this advisory: Leave.

Tens of official residents have boarded up their trailers, grabbed their spittoons, disconnected their satellite dishes and jumped into their king cabs. They're officially leaving the area.

It doesn't take an eighth grade education to figure out why.

Massive Fish Kills,
Off-Shore Predators,
Tidal Water Black Holes,
Plagues of Locusts,
Beached Whales,
SEAWEED!
Albert VO. 5 Update
and 
Coming soon--
FUNGUS EXPOSE'

And, omagod, there's
the upcoming 
Tidal Wave.
Tsunami's are good news
for Hyde County farmers,
you'll soon own 
beachfront property.
And then there's them skeeters in Dare County, and they got some bad shit in the water too.
Tourism is down 40% in Dare County. Senator Basnight, help them please.Washington-NC.com

The Official East of I-95 Community Alert Web Site 
offers this advisory: Leave.

Tens of official residents have boarded up their trailers, grabbed their spittoons, disconnected their satellite dishes and jumped into their king cabs. They're officially leaving the area.

It doesn't take an eighth grade education to figure out why.

Massive Fish Kills,
Off-Shore Predators,
Tidal Water Black Holes,
Plagues of Locusts,
Beached Whales,
SEAWEED!
Albert VO. 5 Update
and 
Coming soon--
FUNGUS EXPOSE'

And, omagod, there's
the upcoming 
Tidal Wave.
Tsunami's are good news
for Hyde County farmers,
you'll soon own 
beachfront property.
And then there's them skeeters in Dare County, and they got some bad shit in the water too.
Tourism is down 40% in Dare County. Senator Basnight, help them please.Washington-NC.com

The Official East of I-95 Community Alert Web Site 
offers this advisory: Leave.

Tens of official residents have boarded up their trailers, grabbed their spittoons, disconnected their satellite dishes and jumped into their king cabs. They're officially leaving the area.

It doesn't take an eighth grade education to figure out why.

Massive Fish Kills,
Off-Shore Predators,
Tidal Water Black Holes,
Plagues of Locusts,
Beached Whales,
SEAWEED!
Albert VO. 5 Update
and 
Coming soon--
FUNGUS EXPOSE'

And, omagod, there's
the upcoming 
Tidal Wave.
Tsunami's are good news
for Hyde County farmers,
you'll soon own 
beachfront property.
And then there's them skeeters in Dare County, and they got some bad shit in the water too.
Tourism is down 40% in Dare County. Senator Basnight, help them please.Washington-NC.com

The Official East of I-95 Community Alert Web Site 
offers this advisory: Leave.

Tens of official residents have boarded up their trailers, grabbed their spittoons, disconnected their satellite dishes and jumped into their king cabs. They're officially leaving the area.

It doesn't take an eighth grade education to figure out why.

Massive Fish Kills,
Off-Shore Predators,
Tidal Water Black Holes,
Plagues of Locusts,
Beached Whales,
SEAWEED!
Albert VO. 5 Update
and 
Coming soon--
FUNGUS EXPOSE'

And, omagod, there's
the upcoming 
Tidal Wave.
Tsunami's are good news
for Hyde County farmers,
you'll soon own 
beachfront property.
And then there's them skeeters in Dare County, and they got some bad shit in the water too.
Tourism is down 40% in Dare County. Senator Basnight, help them please.